Once upon, there was a named Fred. lived in Turkeyville, Michigan were the was always shining. One day, had lost his . didn't know were to look. He had been places that day and any of them could have his . First, looked at the, where he was shopping that day for , , and . He didn't find his but then remembered that he went to the post office to mail a . He was mailing a to his lover Cherell the . There was no at the post office. So decided to go to the mall where he was shopping for . went up and down the escaladers and he just couldn't find his hat. sat down on a and really tried to think where his could be. saw and asked her if she had seen his . just laughed and said, "Silly turkey, its on your head!!!!!!!"
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